I've been bit by...

So there I was...

It was a dark and lonely night. Literally. It was approximately midnight and I couldn't sleep because I felt all alone. At this point in the night, I decided to get out of bed and look at the moon. I went and sat on the deck and tried to stare at the stars. I tried to stare at the stars because Boise is covered in smoke from the forest fires so I actually couldn't see anything, but I tried all the same. It was a crisp summer night that smelt faintly of fire and made my heart leap at the memories of camping.

That's when my great idea hit!

I immediately ran down the stairs and grabbed a pad, sleeping bag, pillow and my dog and set up camp on the deck. Oh it was lovely! I slept under the smoke hidden stars with my loyal dog by my side (and stealing the miniature pad we were on...). I definitely ended up on the wood while my dog slept on my pillow and pad. I'm not surprised, she always pushes you out of where you're sitting. She also thinks she is a lap dog and can fit in those small spaces. Well, she can't. I try to tell her but she doesn't listen. Anyways, I digress.

So after a wonderful, smoke-filled slumber I wake up feeling sick and as though my lungs were clogged. They definitely were as I spent the rest of the day coughing. I also woke up to something extraordinary! I had a swollen, red and itchy bump on my left arm, right by my elbow. It kept growing all day and I eventually found two little teeth holes in my arm. What could that be!? Oh, we all know. A SPIDER!! I hate spiders with my entire existence, but I'm kind of excited this time. It just keeps growing! I'm 93.45% sure that I was bit by a spider with powers that will turn me into Spiderman. I don't want to get ahead of myself, but just be prepared, ok?